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Hello dear reader(s)!
A lot of times people ask me, “Josh, why are you talking to yourself?”
To which I reply, “You’re not my real dad!”
And they say, “I know, I’m your psychiatrist.”
Anyway, that’s beside the point. But I know what they’re really trying to ask. They want to know how come I’m so motherfucking awesome.
Well my dear reader(s), I wish I could explain it you, but unfortunately it’s far too motherfucking awesome of a story for your normal brains to comprehend. However, what I can do, is explain why nearly everyone else isn’t.
Are you ready for a rant, in convenient list form, with a cinnamon cream cheese filling? Great! Two out of three ain’t bad!
Hold onto your lame fucking hats, ’cause I’m about to drop a truth bomb on y’all motherfuckers!
- Having drinks for a limited time is definitely not awesome! I recently was…
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